A collection of fake products and advertising concepts that probably should have been burned but somehow lived to see another day.
These speculative campaigns explore what happens when total nonsense gets the full marketing treatment: product positioning, brand identity, packaging, and persuasive copy.
The Ball Sack: Practical, portable, and probably solid gag gift.
The Nut Sack: Truck Nuts make money. There might be a market.
Little Dicktators: Bachelorette party finger food for a market seemingly obsessed with phallic ephemera.
Stinkin’ Logs: A beloved childhood toy Honest Abe would not be proud of.
